Sup bitches?

Did you miss my sexy ass?

I posted a picture of myself and women aren’t trying to get on my dick?! Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

Anonymous:
I keep checking back for submissions! Nada. Submit yourself lol

What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?

I feel so lucky that dudes haven’t sent me pictures of their asses! But I feel bad for the ladies who don’t get to see some hairy ass. lol

tumblrbot:
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

enjoying my own ass in the mirror and thinking “bitches are going to love this!!”